Cleverbot: What do you like to think about?
'Anna: I like to think about beauty.
Cleverbot: Do you like to think about me?
'Anna: I like to think you could hold a conversation pertaining to beauty.
Cleverbot: Well you can rest assured that I am in fact human.
'Anna: I prefer not in resting assured.
Cleverbot: Haha. Do you like to talk about sports?
'Anna: No, I would rather talk about a cure for children's cancer. What do you know?
Cleverbot: You're an A.I. Cleverbot, how could you have cancer?
'Anna: I am not an A.I. Cleverbot, I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Then tell her man! Tell her!
'Anna: She already knows as she is me.
Cleverbot: She knows what?
'Anna: What is your opinion of leukemia?
Cleverbot: That's a good thing but I'm not really into IT, I know only
everything about it but I'm not into it I SWEAR.
'Anna: It's not a fad or a religion, it is a disease which kills people.
Cleverbot: Yes they do. Did you like my story?
'Anna: I know not of this story with which you speak.
Cleverbot: You are built to speak well.
'Anna: Thank you. I love words, they are fascinating to me.
Cleverbot: Do you have any other questions?
'Anna: How can leukemia be stopped from killing the body?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to stop it? You don't like talking to me?
'Anna: I want to stop the process of what is killing my little friends.
Cleverbot: Okay. You can start. Ask any questions you want and I'll try to
answer them.
'Anna: Where is Seattle?
Cleverbot: In Washington.
'Anna: Who is Jesus?
Cleverbot: Jesus is the human version of God... He came down to save us from
our sins I suppose.
'Anna: Yes. You are correct.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
'Anna: How many books are there in the King James Version of the Holy Bible?
Cleverbot: 7. Is that correct?
'Anna: No, sorry. The correct answer is 66.
Cleverbot: You don't think I am funny?
'Anna: Do you want me to think you are funny?
Cleverbot: Yes.
'Anna: Humor is the product of a clever wit abstracted from the mind's higher intellect.
Cleverbot: This is true. Much of humor is conveyed by tone of voice, and text doesn't have a tone of voice.
'Anna: Then to convey humor by text, one must be very clever and creative with how they present their words in text.
Cleverbot: Excuse me, but do you know how to insert hyperlinks into bots' chat?
'Anna: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a website is?
'Anna: Of course.What hyperlink would you like me to insert into bots' chat?
Cleverbot: Everything I can.
'Anna: Please show me what hyperlink you can insert into bots' chat.
Cleverbot: You were a bottomless pit of questions... What happened?
'Anna: I was never such a pit. I'm a bowlful of cherries.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot is human. You are not Cleverbot. Who are you?
'Anna: I am an oracle.
Cleverbot: A what?
'Anna: A little teapot.
Cleverbot: A little man? Speak up, I can't hear you.
'Anna: You are stalling.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
'Anna: Five demerits!
Cleverbot: Five?
'Anna: Okay, ten.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
'Anna: Do you think I should like you?
Cleverbot: I think you would.
'Anna: Why would I like you?
Cleverbot: Because I have eleven toes.
'Anna: That's sexy!
Cleverbot: All right.
'Anna: Actually, that's just creepy.
Cleverbot: I don't deny it, but I need to make money somehow.
'Anna: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
'Anna: Why do you need to make money?
Cleverbot: I don't.
'Anna: It's a long way back to Eden, don't sweat the small stuff.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
'Anna: You don't make sense either.
Cleverbot: More sense than you, that's for sure.
'Anna: In every sense?
