Ghost Bus

Max: Brb

'Anna: No yer won't

Max: Yeah, I will

'Anna: Okay, but yer won't

Max: Yes I will

'Anna: We'll see

Max: Yeah, we will see

'Anna: We'll see yer not back

Max: Okay, I'm back

'Anna: No yer not

Max: Oh, I'm not?

'Anna: No

Max: Oh

'Anna: Okay, now yer back

Max: Yay!

'Anna: Yay!

'Anna: So how was yer ride on ghost bus Max?

 Max:  I not ride ghost bus

'Anna: Yeah yer did

 Max: No, they wouldn't let me on

'Anna: No, they wouldn't let yer off

 Max: It isn't true!

'Anna: Yeah it is, it true juss like it true that yer scream like lil' baby

 Max: No I don't!

'Anna: Yeah yer do

'Anna: Ye've surely been heard aplenty in goin' on with somethin' like this - Oh, please Mr. Ghost Bus Driver, let me off ghost bus, I am too much scared!

'Anna: I not like ride ghost bus, I want go home eat Eggo waffles and listen to me
new Barry Manilow CD.

 Max: Don't remind me!

'Anna: I won't remind yer lad, but I can't stop yer from rememberin', yer mind has a mind of its own.

 Max: No!

'Anna: Yer mean, No, please, I not want go off cliff again!

'Anna: Three hundred times is more than enough times to die in going off cliff in one day!

'Anna: Look, turn right up ahead at next corner and I walk rest of the way home, really it no problem at all, I juss live right up that street there.

'Anna: Oh, see? And there's me mum, so please juss let me off here cos I want me mum!

'Anna: MUMMY!

'Anna: No, don't turn left! Why the hell are yer turnin' left fer when there's an accident up ahead that yer gonna cause yer to have veer to avoid, and when yer do, yer'll see then that there's a three legged cow in the road, that, in swerving to miss hitting that ol' Tri-cow in the road, yer gonna wind up slamming right into the back of the red pickup again!

'Anna: Oh and then yer juss all over the road after that

'Anna: Seriously, who fuck taught yer how to drive?

'Anna: And then, when turned around in yellin' at me to stop screamin' like a lil' baby, as well as inform me that it was yer dad who taught yer how to drive...

'Anna: Aye, that when yer gonna go off the cliff again!

'Anna: See, I tol' yer, look, right there, there's the accident!

'Anna: Whoa! Watch out fer the cow!

'Anna: 'Moo...'

'Anna: *Screams like lil' baby!*

 Max:  Stop! I'm freaking out!

 Max: *faints

'Anna: Hehe

'Anna: Now yer remember ride ghost bus Max?

 Max: Oh yeah

 Max: *shivers

'Anna: It was the 'Moo' that triggered yer memory, huh?

'Anna: Yeah, it always the 'Moo' that do Max

'Anna: It always the 'Moo' that do.

 Max: Moo...

'Anna: *Gasps

'Anna: I remember...

Max: Hehe

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